Let's write a story!!!

[Heartagram Man]

Simple forum game that pops up on forums all over the world.

We all conjointly write a fairy tale, the more random and out there, the more entertaining the story becomes. The story never, ever ends. Finish your contribution so that it is open to be expanded on.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess in a magical kingdom far, far away. She had a happy life but there were no children her age in the palace made of diamonds and camenbert cheese in which she lived. Her only friends in the world were her butler Jeeves, who sadly had been born without a personality and a dead, rotting hedgehog named Simon, who her brother had found squashed on the side of the road whilest riding his motorcycle off to slay dragons one chilly morning. She lived out her peaceful but lonely existance in the diamond/cheese palace playing with Simon day in and day out until one day...

[WritingOutOfHabit]

a rather gruesome man visited the castle. He had only one eye and rather large mole on his cheek. Her father, the king, declared this man her prince charming and they were to be married in 32.5933 Days, on the dot. The princess and her beauty turned gray at the thought of marrying such a gruesome man so she decided to....

[Heartagram Man]

run away and live in exile so that she would not have to marry the the gruesome man. Besides she was only 7 years old, what did she know of things such as love or bondage or raising llamas ( the man bred llamas, everyone needs a hobby). So packing her nesescities, hairthe brush, mascarra, packet of mars bars; she began to tie her 6 billion bedsheets made of mythril together to form a rope abscale down the side of the building. Her with her knapsac under one hand and simon in the other hand and the rope in her.... teeth she began to climb down the window, when the ugly man suddenly burst into the room. Enraged by the attempt of his mistress to not wed him he took of his shoe and tossed it at her, but fortunatly because of his one eyed-ness had no depth perception and the shoe missed the Princess but instead hit...

[Belgarion489]

the rope of mythril bedsheets they had been using to escape, and the shoe had a terrible curse on it, which caused the sheets below them to split and tear easily. The princess was now faced to either climb back up to where the gruesome man was, or to fall and hope that she wouldn't be hurt after dropping, after a moments decision, she chose to...

[Heartagram Man]

throw herself from the side of the palace and hope for the best rather than go back to the grusome man. As she plummeted she noticed that she was headed for nice, big soft haystack. Unfortunatly sticking out of that haystack was a giant pitchfork! "Oh for fudge sake Simon!" She yeled as she fell, "Why would someone leave their pitchfork sticking up like that?" Luckily just then...

[Belgarion489]

a farmer who was working removed the pitchfork and headed off to the fields, as well as his pigs, and llamas. "Oh phew!" the princess exclaimed, and, to make her luck better still, suddenly....

[Heartagram Man]

the farmer puzzled as to why he was working so late at night, pulled out his 12 gauge remington shotgun and blew his brains out, leaving no witnesses to her escape. Meanwhile in the number of seconds the princess had spent falling her father, angry with his daughter sent for the most evil wizard in the kingdom, who was indeed most evil except on Thursdays which he spent in the childrens cancer ward reading storys and giving out candy to the sick children there, he of course made up on this on Friday by reading storys and giving out candy to the children in the diabetes ward, causing many of them to go into hyperglycemic shock, to track her down, despite her still not even technically left yet. The king also puzzled by his actions pulled out HIS remington 12 gauge shotgun and blew his OWN brains out, leaving the most evil wizard in the kingdom (Who's name incedently was Terry) to...

[Belgarion489]

turn himself into the king and rule over the world! Rather than try to catch the girl, he instead declared war on a nearby kingdom, as there were evil wizards who were there as well, and he had to be better than them all! So he sent his armies to the border, where they...

[Heartagram Man]

dressed in drag and drank fine wine, because in war nothing is better than the element of suprise, and what could be more suprising than the drunken 5th transvestite brigade, all with fantastic makeup storming the enemey lines with...

[Belgarion489]

mascara guns and staplers, ruining the enemies morale so that they ran in terror from the brigades attempts to 'beautify' them, however some of the soldiers also stayed behind, so...

[WritingOutOfHabit]

the princess went to the river, hiding from the world she knew. "No. No no no." She sung as she traipsed over rocks that glowed different colors. And much like in hamlet, she ended up face down in the water, drowning while a war ran in her homeland.

[Belgarion489]

And then the 7th squad found her, and they were so distraught they took their own lives, so it was left to the 2nd squad to give her a funeral, which they did by...

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